Yes please.

Okay, is it just me, or is this possibly the sexiest man alive? I think it's true. This is one of the photos from the newest issue of GQ Magazine, set to hit stands on the 21st, and I will definitely be making a trip to town to purchase a copy. Getcha some.

Happy Easter to all, and to all a good night.

Oy vey. This weekend certainly has been interesting. It all started on Friday, when I saw the Hannah Montana Movie. Twice. Yes, twice. I know what you're thinking, but in my defence, it was a very good movie. With a sexy blonde cowboy. :) The first time, I took Kaylie to go see it, and the second time, I went with Leandra and Shaya and it was absolutely amazing. I didn't even mind that some ugly guy in Walmart called me a "fucking pussy" for wearing skinny jeans. I've had worse. That night marked the third Friday night in a row that I've spent with LoungeCrew friends and it never gets old. We've honestly made some of the best memories ever and I would never trade them for anything. They make me laugh even when I don't want to.
Saturday, I spent the day at Laci's family Easter. I've gone for like the last three years and I'm pretty much a part of the family anyways. Her grandma always hugs me when she sees me because she thinks I'm such a good kid. Little does she know... Muahahaha. But yeah, I spent the day eating food, playing with Elphaba, and helping little children find Easter eggs. Exhilarating. Saturday night was fun, though because we went to Ian's for his Gotcha Day and gave him presents and sat around on the couch in Snuggies watching SNL. Zefron was the host. Ohmylanta, I will marry that man. He's seriously the most beautiful human being ever. Not even joking. Ughhhh.
I got home early this morning and had to wake up for church, which was really no big deal. Halfway through the service, though, I started to feel really, really sick. I made it through the sermon and left as quickly as I could. I made it back to the house before opening the car door and throwing up on the ground. Classy, I know. After that, I stumbled into the house and passed out on the bathroom floor. It sucked.
I was supposed to go to a family Easter, but instead stayed home and slept and watched the movie, "Doubt," which you HAVE to watch if you haven't seen it. Meryl Streep was absolutely amazing in it.
My family got home at like four with my Easter presents that I wasn't there to receive personally. Grandpa gave me his brother's antique guitar and his antique stamp collection. It's hundreds of pages of stamps from the early 1900s from all around the world and it's fascinating. I think I'm actually going to start my own stamp collection now because of it.
So, here I am after all that. Just waiting to go to sleep again, so I figured I would update this and get on Twitter (http://www.twitter.com/cmccaffe14). I'm going to try to change the layout today, but it will be an ongoing process, so just be patient!
Goodbye!

And so it begins.

After viewing the blogs of my lovely [LoungeCrew] ladies, I myself felt compelled to enter into the world of blogging. So, here I am. I have a blog. Now what? I honestly don't know what I should say at this point. I suppose I could go through the mundaneness that was my day. Why not?
I got home at 3 AM this morning and couldn't sleep. I figured I would try to read Harry Potter, so I reached over to turn on my light, only to find that my sister had stolen the lightbulb from my lamp. Not really feeling like doing anything about it at the time, I ended up texting my friends from Hawai'i, as they are the only ones awake at such a godforsaken hour, thanks to the six hour time difference. I eventually fell asleep mid-text (not a smart thing to do when you have a touch-screen mobile,) and woke up this morning at 11:48. Yes, I am lazy, and no, I do not care.
Since that time, I have been scouring the internet for something to entertain myself. I've pretty much just facebooked, tweeted, and done this. I live a sad, sad life. And, once again, I do not care.
I discovered turkey bacon as a loophole to my Jew-ness today. I'm getting better at this whole "Judaism" thing. No leavened grains during Passover, no pork, preferably Kosher food... Blah blah blah. I've never been one to follow the orthodox way of life for any religion. But I love my Jewfood. That is all.